Washington Men's Soccer Teams Power Rankings 5/11/23

This must be the dumbest thing I've ever done. But I gave an honest effort to ranking every team, from the best semi-pro team (Sounders affiliates excluded) to the worst Sunday morning team. If your team wasn't listed, it's likely because I didn't find standings published anywhere with them recently. Also, I only counted teams in open divisions, not age-restricted. Want to move up in the future? Keep winning, and beat teams from other leagues to show the relative quality of your league. Feel free to comment more data, I might look at it. Or I might never do this again, who knows. 

So, apologies to some classic teams - DeShoots, Umoja, Colima, Sam's Tavern, Seattle's Best Painting, Fuego, Kirkland Goats, Desna FC, Far Post, Team Brazil, Team USA, and so many more, please come back so I can add you. Until then, here's your rankings. Accurate as of May 11, 2023, we're giving Wenatchee the benefit of the doubt after their excellent 22 season. 

Rank	Team Name	League
1	Wenatchee All-Stars	Cascadia Premier League
2	Ballard FC	USL League 2
3	Bellingham United	Evergreen Premier League
4	Sporting International	UPSL/CPL
5	Spokane Shadow	CPL/NPSL/EPL
6	Yakima United	EPL
7	Snohomish County	CPL
8	WPFC	CPL
9	PacNW	CPL
10	Nido Aguila	CPL
11	Everett Jets	EPL
12	Cultures United	UPSL
13	Holac FC	UPSL
14	Vancouver Victory	EPL
15	Oly Town FC	USL2
16	Walla Walla Stars	CPL
17	Sharktopus	Recreational Adult Team Soccer Thursday/Tuesday D1
18	Metapan Seattle	Liga Del Pacifico Championship
19	Georgetown Blazers	Greater Seattle Soccer League D1
20	OSA Seattle FC	NPSL
21	Seattle Celtic	CPL
22	Atl Olanchano	LdP C
23	Crossfire Red	NPSL
24	Leones De Seattle	EPL
25	Port Orchard FC	CPL2
26	Seattle City FC	EPL
27	Bellevue Athletic	UPSL
28	Teddy's Tavern	RATS T
29	Rainier Riot	GSSL
30	Seagam	CPL/GSSL D1
31	Centroamerica	LdP C/ La Liga Del Sur
32	Spokane United	CPL
33	Oly-Pen Force	EPL
34	Star Brass Lounge	RATS Th
35	Washington Athletic Club	RATS Th
36	SFS FC	GSSL D1
37	Nayarit FC	Skagit Premier Soccer League
38	Cruzeiro	Liga Latina Champions
39	Westside United	GSSL D1
40	Washed Up	RATS Th
41	FTI	RATS Th
42	Seattle Marmots	RATS Th
43	Joga Bonita FC	RATS Wednesdays
44	ECS Black	GSSL D1
45	Baro FC	LdP C
46	Deportivo Auburn	Liga Latina Champions
47	Lil Rascals	RATS Th
48	Gala FC	CPL
49	Eastside FC	CPL
50	River Rats	Inland Northwest Soccer League
51	Lacey Lights	CPL
52	FC Northstar	EPL
53	Level Up SC	RATS T
54	Chivas	LdP C
55	Somali Star	LdP C
56	Dep Oaxaca	Liga Del Pacifico Saturdays
57	San Martin	Liga Latina Champions
58	Atletico Jr	La Liga Del Sur Sunday Div 1
59	Zelus Calcio	GSSL D1
60	Seattle Pounders	RATS Th
61	Dragons	RATS Th
62	Choluteca	LdP C
63	Alianza Latina	La Liga Bellevue/Redmond
64	Deportivo DF	La Liga Del Sur Sunday Div 1
65	Seattle U Club	GSSL D1
66	Gonzaga Club Soccer	Washington Premier (Club)
67	UW Club Soccer	Washington Premier (Club)/GSSL
68	El Quetzal FC	LdP C
69	Michael Penix Lovers	RATS Wednesdays
70	Mustangs FC	LdP C
71	Atletico FC	Liga Latina Champions
72	San Gasper	Liga Latina Champions
73	Central Washington Club	Washington Premier (Club)
74	Washington State Club	Washington Premier (Club)
75	Northern Peninsula FC	CPL2
76	Spokane Villa	INSL
77	WPFC Legends	CPL2
78	Nido Aguila 2	CPL2
79	Grays Harbor Gulls	CPL2
80	I Am Jack's Pulled Hammy FC	RATS Wednesdays
81	Inter	Liga Latina Champions
82	Frank FC	RATS T
83	Top Bins FC	GSSL D1
84	SPARTAK	Federal Way City League
85	Falcon FC	INSL
86	Brexit	La Liga Bellevue/Redmond
87	Quililla	Liga Latina Champions
88	Snohomish County 2	CPL2
89	Twin City Union FC	CPL2
90	Dep Reencuentro	La Liga Del Sur Saturdays
91	Pumas FC	Ninos Heroes Soccer League
92	Dep Guardian	La Liga Del Sur Sunday Div 1
93	Real Madrid	NHSL
94	Paradise SC (Black)	GSSL Div 2
95	JAGUARES FC	LdP Div 1
96	LEONES F.C	LdP Div 1
97	ECS FC Blue (Black/White)	GSSL Div 2
98	Gallos FC	Liga Latina Champions/La Liga Del Sur Saturdays
99	FC CHAPIN	LdP Div 1
100	ECS FC Yesler (Black/White)	GSSL Div 2
101	La Pandilla	La Liga Bellevue/Redmond
102	Mt. Rainier FC	CPL 2
103	Bayern Munich	NHSL
104	VENEZUELA FC.	LdP Div 1
105	Catrachos FC	LdP Saturdays
106	Bellevue Athletic 2	CPL2
107	LOS ZORROS FC	LdP Div 1
108	ABC United	RATS Wednesdays
109	Centro America	La Liga Bellevue/Redmond
110	Huracan	Liga Latina Super Premier
111	ZFC 84 (Blue/White)	GSSL Div 2
112	CHELSEA FC	LdP Div 1
113	Cascadia United	RATS Wednesdays
114	Panteras FC	LdP Saturdays
115	Al Huda FC	La Liga Del Sur Sunday Div 1
116	Real Madrid	Liga Latina Super Premier
117	Atl Juvenil Gt	La Liga Bellevue/Redmond
118	Delfines USA	Liga Latina Super Premier
119	Dre FC	RATS Wednesdays
120	Dep Guardian	La Liga Del Sur Sunday Div 1
121	Guerrero	NHSL
122	Evergreen Wanderers FC (Dark Green)	GSSL Div 2
123	DEP ALIANZA	NHSL
124	Sumner FC	Liga Latina Super Premier
125	Washed Up Athletic Club	RATS Tuesday D2
126	Deportivo Los Amigos	Liga Latina Super Premier
127	11 Canarios	LdP Saturdays
128	Centralia FC	NHSL
129	Dep Inter	LdP Saturdays
130	XOLOS FC	LdP Div 1
131	Girth Gang	RATS Tuesday D2
132	TELA FC	LdP Div 1
133	Gremio	La Liga Del Sur Sunday Div 1
134	Super Interesting Male Player Squad	RATS Tuesday D2
135	El Pino	Liga Latina Super Premier
136	Finn Hill United (Yellow/Navy)	GSSL Div 2
137	DEP EL NARANJAL	LdP Div 1
138	Pirates	RATS Tuesday D2
139	FC NUEVAS IDEAS	LdP Div 1
140	Washington FC	La Liga Del Sur Wednesdays
141	Tanza	La Liga Bellevue/Redmond
142	Leones FC	Chelan Soccer League
143	SAMURAI FC (Blue)	GSSL Div 2
144	PUEBLA FC	LdP Div 1/Saturdays
145	Crossfire White	NPSL
146	Leon Fc	LdP Saturdays
147	Disorderly Conduct SC (Green)	GSSL Div 2
148	Steel United	CPL2
149	Dep Villa Garcia	Liga Latina Super Premier
150	Thurston County	CPL2/EPL
151	Apatzingan	Skagit Premier Soccer League
152	Myanmay FC	LdP Saturdays
153	DNIPRO	Federal Way City League
154	Olimpico De Lion	Liga Latina Super Premier
155	Das Boot	GSSL Tuesdays
156	Seattle Hawks	RATS Wednesdays
157	Low T FC	Inland Northwest Soccer League
158	Dep Adrian	SPSL
159	COSTA CHICA	LdP Div 1
160	UNION FC/Union MS	LdP Div 1/La Liga Del Sur Wednesdays
161	5 Star FC	Liga Latina Super Premier
162	Sea-Town United (Red)	GSSL Div 2
163	MOLDOVA FC	LdP Div 2
164	Fortaleza	SPSL
165	Bayern Munchen	NHSL
166	White House	Inland Northwest Soccer League
167	Atl Seattle	La Liga Bellevue/Redmond
168	FC Portly	RATS Wednesdays
169	4D United (Black/Green)	GSSL Div 2/Tuesdays
170	Stonewall FC	RATS Tuesday D2
171	Cosmos FC	NHSL
172	Juventus	Liga Latina Super Premier
173	NW United	Inland Northwest Soccer League
174	America	SPSL
175	ECS FC Columbia (Black/White)	GSSL Div 3
176	ATLETICO SAN PANCHO	LdP Div 2
177	LOBOS FC	LdP Div 2
178	United	Liga Latina Super Premier
179	The Diamond Dogs	RATS Wednesdays
180	Dep. Jiquilpan	La Liga Bellevue/Redmond
181	olé FC (Blue)	GSSL Div 3
182	Nights Watch	RATS Tuesday D2C
183	Tecos	SPSL
184	Chivas FC	NHSL
185	Jet City Strikers (Orange)	GSSL Div 3
186	San Antonio	Liga Latina Super Premier
187	DEP PURUARAN	LdP Div 2
188	COMUNICACIONES	LdP Div 2
189	VALLADOLID	LdP Div 2
190	Summit FC	GSSL Tuesdays
191	VIET TEAM	LdP Div 2
192	Holac Academy	La Liga Del Sur Sunday Div 1
193	Dakine FC (Purple, Alt: Black+White)	GSSL Div 3
194	Ajax	Liga Latina Super Premier
195	LATINO CAFÉ	LdP Div 2
196	Goon Squad FC (Purple/White)	GSSL Div 3
197	Tiburones	Liga Latina Super Premier
198	Jet City FC (White/Red)	GSSL Div 3
199	San Pablo FC	La Liga Del Sur Wednesdays
200	Spokane Llamas	Inland Northwest Soccer League
201	Seattle Rebels	La Liga Bellevue/Redmond
202	AC Milan	La Liga Del Sur Saturdays
203	Dep Tejutla	LdP Saturdays
204	Xolos	Chelan Soccer League
205	LATINOS UNIDOS	LdP Div 2
206	Mapuche CSD	La Liga Del Sur Sunday Div 2
207	Lobos FC	La Liga Del Sur Saturdays
208	Atl Lombardia	SPSL Div 2
209	NVA Generacion	La Liga Del Sur Sundays Div 2
210	ATLETICO URRITIAS	LdP Div 2
211	Low Tide FC (Red/Light Blue)	GSSL Div 3
212	Los Murcielagos	La Liga Del Sur Sundays Div 2
213	Black N Yellow FC	RATS Tuesday D2
214	DEP MARQUENSE	LdP Div 2
215	Partido Amezcua	SPSL Div 2
216	Emerald Town FC (Green/Black)	GSSL Div 4
217	Westside United FC (Black/White)	GSSL Div 4
218	Aurora FC	La Liga Del Sur Sundays Div 2
219	PSG	La Liga Del Sur Wednesdays
220	Atl Cruzeiro	La Liga Del Sur Sundays Div 2
221	Escorpiones	Chelan Soccer League
222	Torpedo	RATS Tuesday D2
223	Los Vagos	SPSL Div 2
224	Capital FC	RATS Tuesday D2
225	Borussia Dourtmund	La Liga Del Sur Sundays Div 2
226	Spurs FC	La Liga Del Sur Wednesdays
227	Dep Chafa	La Liga Del Sur Sundays Div 2
228	TIJUANA	LdP Div 2
229	DEP ESCUINTLA	LdP Div 2
230	Honduras Progreso	La Liga Del Sur Sundays Div 2
231	Mexico United	La Liga Bellevue/Redmond
232	Real Sully’s Snow Goose (White)	GSSL Div 3
233	LOS MOCOSOS FC	LdP Div 3
234	Nahuatzen	Liga Latina Super Premier
235	ISLANDERS F.C	LdP Div 3
236	Shelton Timberland	NHSL
237	Palmeiras	Chelan Soccer League
238	Cinco Estrellas	La Liga Bellevue/Redmond
239	Michoacan	Chelan Soccer League
240	Leones Negros	Liga Latina Premier
241	Madrona FC (Red)	GSSL Div 4
242	Milan	Liga Latina Super Premier
243	Man Chest Hair United	RATS Tuesday D2C
244	Dep Union	La Liga Del Sur Sundays Div 2
245	Cuervos	RATS Tuesday D2C
246	La Pandilla FC	La Liga Del Sur Sundays Div 2
247	Puerto Vallarta	Liga Latina Super Premier
248	Cuervos FC	SPSL
249	Cachorros	NHSL
250	DEP GUATE	LdP Div 3
251	Formerly in Shape	RATS Tuesday D2C
252	Tepeque	Liga Latina Premier
253	Debris FC (Black/White)	GSSL Div 4
254	FC SAN MIGUEL	LdP Div 3
255	TIGRES DEL JUMAY	LdP Div 3
256	VALLECITOS	LdP Div 3
257	Santa Cruz	NHSL
258	AJAX	LdP Div 3
259	ATL COPALA	LdP Div 3
260	Tapatio	Liga Latina Premier
261	ALEBRIJES OAXACA	LdP Div 3
262	NEW GALAXY	LdP Div 3
263	Lobos FC	SPSL Div 2
264	COMUNICASIONES	LdP Div 3
265	1st Quality	NHSL
266	RENTON FC	LdP Div 3
267	Q-18	La Liga Del Sur Wednesdays
268	KARENNI F.C	LdP Div 3
269	Foster Kids (Purple/White)	GSSL Div 4
270	SALVADOREÑOS EN WA	LdP Div 3
271	Atl Tikal	La Liga Del Sur Sundays Div 2
272	LOS GUERREROS	LdP Div 3
273	Bandits (Yellow)	GSSL Div 4
274	SC SHABELL	LdP Div 3
275	Inter De Seattle	La Liga Del Sur Saturdays
276	EAGLES FC	LdP Div 3
277	Los Changos FC	Liga Latina Premier
278	DEP ACAPONETA	LdP Div 3
279	New Revolution	Liga Latina Premier
280	Real Santa Maria	La Liga Del Sur Sundays Div 2
281	NOPALITOS FC	LdP Div 3
282	Firpo FC	Liga Latina Premier
283	Leones FC	NHSL
284	Pax Romana (Red/Black)	GSSL Div 4
285	FC Valle Nuevo	La Liga Del Sur Wednesdays
286	HALCONES FC	LdP Div 3
287	Deportivo Santa Ana	La Liga Bellevue/Redmond
288	LOS BORREGOS	LdP Div 3
289	Sambuca	RATS Monday D3
290	Puebla	SPSL Div 2
291	Globant United	RATS Tuesday D2C
292	Nueva Vida	La Liga Del Sur Sundays Div 2
293	Santa Cruz FC	SPSL Div 2
294	Dep Guerrero	SPSL Div 2
295	Jaluco	Chelan Soccer League
296	Mexico United	Liga Latina Premier
297	ECS FC Shale (Black/White)	GSSL Div 4
298	Chaos United	RATS Tuesday D2C
299	Hat-Trick Swayze	RATS Tuesday D3
300	BARRIO LA LUZ	LdP Div 3
301	Puebla	Liga Latina Premier
302	Jalisco	Chelan Soccer League
303	La Raza FC	Chelan Soccer League
304	Foot Like a Traction Engine	RATS Tuesday D3
305	MetroTech (Yellow)	GSSL Div 4
306	One More Pass!	RATS Monday D3
307	TOROS FC	LdP Div 4
308	Little Caesars FC	RATS Tuesday D3
309	LOS GALAXYS	LdP Div 4
310	Monarcas	Liga Latina Premier
311	JVS. UNITED	LdP Div 4
312	La Pandilla	SPSL
313	Chivas	SPSL
314	AZTECAS FC	LdP Div 4
315	Coalatilla	Chelan Soccer League
316	Green Lake Marauders	GSSL Tuesdays
317	REVOLUTION FC	LdP Div 4
318	FC Hustle	RATS Monday D3
319	ATLETICO SEATTLE	LdP Div 4
320	Independiente	Chelan Soccer League
321	Kegworkers of America	GSSL Tuesdays
322	FC QUICHE	LdP Div 4
323	RKP	RATS Tuesday D3
324	Valley United	Inland Northwest Soccer League
325	Chupacabra	GSSL Tuesdays
326	DEP VERACRUZ	LdP Div 4
327	Puget Sound FC	NHSL
328	Atl Yucatan	La Liga Bellevue/Redmond
329	Pink Panther	RATS Monday D3
330	La Raza Jrs	Chelan Soccer League
331	DEP SAN ANTONIO	LdP Div 4
332	Sumner FC Jr	Liga Latina Premier
333	Slower Than We Look	RATS Tuesday D3
334	Chelan FC	Chelan Soccer League
335	SAN MARCOS	LdP Div 4
336	Jokers	GSSL Tuesdays
337	Orondo	Chelan Soccer League
338	JARDINEROS FC	LdP Div 4
339	OnlyFouls FC	GSSL Tuesdays
340	Mil United	Liga Latina Premier
341	Paris Saint Germain	La Liga Del Sur Sundays Div 2
342	The Horndogs	GSSL Tuesdays
343	Spokane United Reserves	Inland Northwest Soccer League
344	Deportivo Oaxaca	SPSL Div 2
345	DEP ALIANZA	LdP Div 4
346	Bayern	Chelan Soccer League
347	Ja FC	Liga Latina Premier
348	LATINOS UNITED	LdP Div 4
349	Out of Office	RATS Monday D3
350	Gunners	Chelan Soccer League
351	Dep Istmo	La Liga Del Sur Sundays Div 2
352	DEP WESTCRETE	LdP Div 4
353	Coyotes	Liga Latina Premier
354	Hocotepec	Chelan Soccer League
355	BEER FC	Inland Northwest Soccer League
356	Acapulco FC	La Liga Bellevue/Redmond
357	Dep Quetzal	NHSL
358	Int San Miguel	Liga Latina Premier
359	Dep 5 Caminos	NHSL
360	Diesel	RATS Tuesday D3
361	Possession Sound F.C. (Black/White)	GSSL Div 4
362	Soloma	NHSL
363	Epic Kuch	Liga Latina Super Premier